Loops outside a black hole

A bstract We present a general conjecture for evaluating multiple discontinuity integrals arising from bulk loop diagrams in the gravitational Schwinger-Keldysh geometry. This generalises earlier tree-level results in arXiv:2403.10654 to arbitrary bulk loops with no tadpoles (for scalar non-derivative interactions). The conjectured result takes the form of loop integrals performed in a real-time finite-temperature field theory living on the exterior of the black hole. We check our conjecture against all one-loop and many two and three-loop contributions to two, three, and four-point functions. Our diagrammatic rules for the exterior field theory are consistent with microscopic unitarity and thermality at arbitrary loop level. We also remark on a novel approach to real-time finite-temperature holography based on bulk Schwinger-Dyson equations, with the vertices integrated over the black hole exterior.