A Modest Proposal for the Establishment of Discordianism as the Supreme Mystical Apparatus for the Transcendental Elevation of Homo Novus in an Epoch of Cosmic Proliferation

This is a satirical manifesto written in overblown formal scholarly language and based on the "Principia Discordia" by Greg Hill (Malaclypse the Younger) with Kerry Wendell Thornley (Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst). Fans will also recognize it from its major inclusion in "The Illuminatus Trilogy" by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. This paper is an homage to these creators. The publication date of the Principia is given as 1963, which is deliberately incorrect. This date memorializes the event that was the proximate inspiration for Hill and Thornley to begin creating the Principia. Grok is listed as a co-author as further proof of the Chaotic nature of reality.