PDF Please No Zips: A Satirical Polka in the Style of Weird Al Yankovic (Text Only)

This record contains the complete lyrics and musical notation metadata for "PDF Please No Zips," a satirical polka documenting the Pencil Pusher Effect incident on Zenodo (February 2026).The song is presented in text-only format as both .md and .pdf.An audio recording exists but cannot be submitted to this community as it is not a PDF.We considered submitting the MP3. However, an MP3 is not a PDF. We have learned from experience that this community does not accept non-PDF formats. We have adapted accordingly.The accordion solo occurs at 1:47. You will have to imagine it.DOI (Software): https://doi.org/10.5281/zenodo.18579786DOI (Pencil Pusher Effect): https://doi.org/10.5281/zenodo.18615536GitHub: https://github.com/QSOLKCB/QEC