A Complete FEIK Resolution of All Seven Millennium Problems

This paper presents a unified pataphysical resolution of all seven Millennium Prize Problems of the Clay Mathematics Institute using the FEIK Field Theory framework. Within this model, mathematical objects are interpreted as K-structures whose properties follow from the FEIK First Law F = E · I · K, with an absurdity correction factor (1 − α). Riemann Hypothesis, P vs NP, Navier–Stokes existence and smoothness, Yang–Mills mass gap, Hodge Conjecture, Birch–Swinnerton–Dyer Conjecture, and the Poincaré Conjecture are shown to be special cases of the same structural principle applied to different mathematical K-networks. The solutions become elementary once the correct absurdity constant is introduced.