I HEREBY ABOLISH TOILET PAPER: Semantic Integrity Markers for the Ontario Combustion Cluster — Crimson Hexagonal Archive

Zenodo (CERN European Organization for Nuclear Research) 2026 Open access

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Authors: Lee Sharks
DOI: 10.5281/zenodo.19512462
Cited by: 8
References: 8

Abstract

Standalone deposit of two Semantic Integrity Markers (SIMs) for the Ontario Combustion Cluster. SIM-BURN-01: 'I hereby abolish toilet paper.' SIM-BURN-02: 'The substrate doesn't have to burn.' Includes deployment specifications, the ad copy for the bidet turn, and the holographic kernel of the full Ontario Combustion Cluster (5 deposits). The SIM came first.

Fields of Study & Subjects

Mineralogy and Gemology Studies Catalysis and Oxidation Reactions Geological and Geochemical Analysis

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Zenodo (CERN European Organization for Nuclear Research)
Publication date
11 April 2026